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VS-Dear Diary, Heather once told me she teaches people real life. She said "Real life sucks losers dry, if you want
to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly." And I said so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?. She said yes, and I said your beautiful...
VS-Now way, he used blanks. All JD really did was ruin two pairs of pants. Maybe not even that, can you BLEACH out urine stains?.
VS-No, but if your nice I'll let you buy me a slushie. I see you know your convienent speak pretty well.
VS-Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of swatchdogs and diet cokeheads. Killing Heather would be like offing
the Wicked Witch of the West..wait east..west, God I sound like a fucking physco.
VS-Oh my God, I can't believe it, I just killed my best friend.
J.D.-And your worst enemy
VS-Same difference
VS-Like a suicide thing?
VS-I can't, my mom's making my favorite meal tonight, Spaghetti..lots of oregano.
VS-Hi, I'm sorry. Technically I did not kill Heather Chandler, but hey, who am I trying to kid right?. I just want my high school to be a nice place. Amen. Did that sound bitchy?
VS-Listen, my Bonnie and Clyde days are over.
VS-First tell me the similarity is not incredible
VS-Ich Luge bullets! I'm such an idiot!.
VS-Looks like Ms. Phlegm's on another one of her crusades. Usual sucess of course.
VS-Our way is not our way.
VS-I'm telling it to you!. God!, you can be so immature!
VS-And to think that there was a time when I actually thought you were cool. Man, if you can't deal with me now, then stay home and shoot your tv, blow up a couple of toasters or something. Just don't come to school and don't mess with me.
VS-If you were happy everyday of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.
VS-It's over JD. Over. Grow up!.
VS-Get off my bed you fucking physco!. Do you think your a rebel? Do you actually think your a rebel? your not a rebel, your fucking physcotic.
VS-Get a job!
VS-May I see your hall pass?
VS-It's all over JD. Help me stop it!
VS-You know what I'd like babe?
VS-Cool guys like you out of my life.
JD-Greetings and Salutations. You a Heather?
JD-Are you gonna pull a super chug with that?
JD-Yeah, well, I've been moved around all my life. Dallas, Baton Rouge, Vegas, Sherwood, Ohio. There's always been a Snappy Snack Shack, anytown, anytime just pop a ham and cheese in the microwave and feast on a turbo dog. Keeps me sane.
JD-Yeah, well, the extreme always seems to make an impression.
JD-Maybe it's time to take a vacation.
JD-Dreadful ettiquite, I apologize.
JD-Im a no-rust-build-up man, myself.
JD-Veronica knew you'd have a hangover, so I whipped this up for you. It's a family recipe.
JD-Heather Chandler is more popular than ever now.
JD-Were not going to be using blanks this time.
JD-Wait a second, wait a second, do you take German?
VS-French
JD-Alright, these are Ich Luge bullets.
JD-Lets take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene. Alright, an issue of Stud Puppy, a candy dish, a Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see...some mascara. Alright, here's the one perfect-o thing I picked up. Mineral Water.
JD-Is this as good for you as it is for me?
JD-Tell that to the judge, alright..tell it to Kurt Kelly! Oh God, Veronica!
JD-Hey, they're playing our song!
JD-You'll be back!
JD-Right. Some teeny-bopper-rag says they want to play at a prom. Could be Westerburg's if we get everybody's John Hancock.
JD-Want to go out tonight? Catch a movie, you know, some miniature golf?
VS-I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists and making it look like a suicide.
JD-Now your talking, I could be up for that.
JD-Lets take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene. Alright, an issue of Stud Puppy, a candy dish, a Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see...some mascara. Alright, here's the one perfect-o thing I picked up. Mineral Water.
JD-Is this as good for you as it is for me?
JD-Tell that to the judge, alright..tell it to Kurt Kelly! Oh God, Veronica!
JD-Hey, they're playing our song!
JD-You'll be back!
JD-Right. Some teeny-bopper-rag says they want to play at a prom. Could be Westerburg's if we get everybody's John Hancock.
JD-Want to go out tonight? Catch a movie, you know, some miniature golf?
JD-You say tomato, I say tamato.
JD-What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
JD-I knew that loose was too noose. I mean, noose too loose. Damn you!
JD-You didn't say "Simon Says"
JD-You think that just because you started this thing that you can end it?
JD-Press the one in the middle to turn it off..if that's what you really want.
JD-You say tomato, I say tamahto.
JD-What do you think I'm going to do with it, take out her tonsils?
JD-I knew that loose was too noose. I mean, noose too loose. Damn you!
JD-You didn't say "Simon Says"
JD-You think that just because you started this thing that you can end it?
JD-Press the one in the middle to turn it off..if that's what you really want.
JD-I'm impressed. You really fucked me up pretty bad Veronica. You...you've got power. Power I didn't think you had. The slate is clean. Pretend I did blow up the school. All the schools, now that your dead, what are you gonna do with your life?
J.D.- I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Sure, I climbed up here to kill you, but first I was going to try and get you back
HC-Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa? If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad.
HC-You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Come on Veronica, you used to have a sense of humor.
HMN-God Veronica, drool much? His name is Jason Dean. He's in my American History.
RS-Who does that guy in the coat think he is anyways? Bo Diddley?
KK-Veronica is into his act no doubt.
KK-Shit Ram, were seniors man. We're too old for that kinda crap. Let's give him a good scare though.
RS-You gonna eat this?
KK-What did your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?
KK-Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags allowed rule?
JD-Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?
HD-I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times, and I felt bad every time I did it, but I kept doing it anyways. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah!
HMN-Please Veronica, put Billy the Kid on hold tonight. I'm your best friend.
HMN-Suicide is a private thing.
HD-Jealous much?
HC-Is this turning out weak or what? There were at least 70 more people at my funeral.
HC-God Veronica, my afterlife is so boring! If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time!
HD-Veronica?! you look like hell!
VS-I just got back
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